{brain dump} session I
- Zoey has the HIGHEST pitched scream I have ever heard in my entire life.
- My son needs to learn how to wipe HIMSELF after using the potty.
- I have stepped on and smashed 1,211 cheerios today alone.
- My house smells like apple juice and soggy animal crackers.
- I own 27 binkies and can't seem to find one.
- Why in the world did I feed my daughter prunes yesterday?
- There isn't anything my daughter can't reach and destroy.
- Can you still take Motrin if it's expired?
- I pick the same 163 things off the floor daily.
- My son just found a recorder and forgets to plug the bottom hole.
- All my couch cushions are on the floor for the 3rd time today.
- Is it motherly and sophisticated to scream and thrash on the floor?
11 comments:
Ahhh, the realities of motherhood. Isn't it grand? Just think, one day, Isaac may have to wipe your butt. Then he'll understand. :)
#9 is my pet peeve lately at my house!!!!!!!
And in case you want to know....the answer to #8 is that the Motrin might not be as effective once its expired but it should not harm you.
#9 & #11, I KNOW! I don't get it. Add to it that ALL their toys from the playroom and their bedroom gets pulled out every day and lands in the middle of my living room floor. Why? They have a perfectly fine play room and bedroom to GO PLAY with the toys in there. I don't know how to keep the toys or them in the play room.
Oh my...i relate to SO many of those. TO answer your question to #2..Jordan is almost 6..and sometimes he "forgets"..ugh. #5...I know..where do these things go? I don't get it. It's like there is a binky monster that steals them. #9--TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! #11..my issue is with pillows on the couch..seriously, do they REALLY need to be on the floor? And to answer #12..not sure how motherly or sophisticated it would be...but it sounds like a good stress reliever! LOL!
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It's funny when you mention Zoey's high pitched scream. I read in Ty's babybook last night that he screamed like a short wave radio. Could it run in the family?
I love you Lori Beth! Let's go out for a coffee and you can tell me everything you need to vent about. You are a great wife, mom, daughter, sister, friend, youth pastor, aunt and all the other titles you have.
haha awwwwwww i'm sorry sis ... i can't relate ... but i CAN pray for sanity!!!!
I like #5 - Linda's response. Oh, I was supposed to comment on YOUR list! sorry! :)
ha ha ha... love you! :)
It's funny how all of the girls with kids are relating/commenting while the rest of us just laugh!!!
I know, our time is coming... =)
what? #12 isn't sophisticated?! maybe that is why it irritates me so much when my girls display this emotion....
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