don't make me pretty like a girl!

Favorite conversations of our impromptu hair cutting night...

Me: I think I am going to take Isaac to get a haircut tomorrow.
Chris: Why? I can do it!
Me: Chris, are you sure you know how? Do you want me to try?
Chris: I know how to cut hair! I had mine cut all the time!

Isaac: Dad, this doesn't look right.
Chris: Don't judge a book until you read the ending.
Isaac: Just don't make me pretty like a girl!